You are hereby notified that in approximately 119.672348 hours, local sidereal time, commemorations marking the end of the beginning of the sixth lustrum of the glorious reign of your benevolent tyrant, The Most Serene and Merciful God-Emperor Wespennest Atreides, will begin in your local system.

Donations, supplications, sacrifices (living or dead) and/or declarations of servitude, fealty or otherwise may be submitted to the nearest Wespennestitarian Temple in your local star cluster. In a stunning display of the merciful nature that befits his title, The Most Serene and Merciful God-Emperor Wespennest Atreides has decreed that those who do not wish to partake in the aforementioned celebrations will not have their home planet vaporized.